Album Review: Summer music reviews in Haiku
Meat puppets
‘Rise to your Knees’
Release date: July 17
Genre: Rock
After seven years
Puppets have a new album.
It is glorious.
Bad Religion
‘New maps of hell’
Release date: July 9
Genre: Punk
They sold out punk rock
The Epitaph label sucks
Nothing but a joke.
Paul McCartney
‘Memory almost full’
Release date: June 5
Genre: Rock
He used to smoke pot
Now he just plays happy pop
And splits from peg-leg.
Gogol Bordello
‘Super Taranta’
Release date: July 10
Genre: Gypsy Rock
Funny gypsy rock
Their craziness still abounds
But in a good way.
Spoon
‘Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga’
Release date: July 10
Genre: Indie rock
The album is weird
But that’s known from the title
But it rocks the house.
Interpol
‘Our Love to Admire’
Release date: July 10
Genre: Indie Rock
New York pretty boys
Third album rocks the casbah.
Album sounds polished.
Common
‘Finding Forever’
Release date: July 31
Genre: Rap
The god of great rap
Put Chicago on the map
Rhymes flow like water.
Sum 41
‘Underclass Hero’
Release date: July 24
Genre: Pop-punk
Sum 41 makes
Red-headed stepson of punk,
Just like wife Avril.
The Smashing Pumpkins
‘Zeitgeist’
Release date: July 10
Genre: Alternative
The Pumpkins are back
But they’re missing two members
At least it beats Zwan.
R. Kelly
‘Double Up’
Release date: May 29
Genre: R&B
Pees on little girls
Album slow as usual
But who gives a crap?
Bad Brains
‘Build a Nation’
Release date: June 26
Genre: Hardcore punk
Legendary group
The first black hardcore punk band
Plays well despite age.
The White Stripes
‘Icky Thump’
Release date: June 19
Genre: Indie rock
Pasty Jack and Meg
Invisible band member
Same sound, different name.
Bon Jovi
‘Lost Highway’
Release date: June 19
Genre: Country rock
Pretty boy puts out
New country album for you
Keep living on prayer.
Maroon 5
‘It won’t be
soon before long’
Release date: May 22
Genre: Pop rock
They have a pop sound
Adam has angelic voice
He’s really cute, too.
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