The Nevada Sagebrush

The night started out somewhat normal — people gathered around the Fritz’s parking lot drinking beer and listening to mediocre rockabilly band Crash Justice while waiting for the bull riding to begin.

Normalcy flew out the window when a limo emblazoned with “Moonlight Bunny Ranch”on its windows pulled up, letting out five attractive women, two guys from HBO’s “Cathouse”and the owner of the Bunny Ranch himself, Dennis Hoff.

Science has shown that when a hot girl is placed in a crowd of buzzed college guys, the guys swarm like locusts. This goes double for hot girls who accept money for sex.

The entire night, Hoff had not a moment’s rest. Either he was being talked up by strangers or harassing girls who rode the bull by either commenting on their physical assets, demanding to know their favorite sexual position or urging them to take off their clothes.

A few girls did flash the crowd, often unintentionally. With the bull whipping them back and forth, a few breasts were exposed, causing the men in the audience to scream in joy, and causing Hoff to yell yet another sexist comment.

“We encouraged skimpy bikinis,”said Fritz’s owner Derek Morg, adding that the event didn’t intend for there to be nudity.

Marie Skinner, a 21-year-old interior design major, was the only girl who followed Morg’s “skimpy bikini”suggestion. With her white string bikini, she instantly became the crowd favorite.

“I wanted the money,”Skinner said of riding twice.

When she learned there was no cash prize, she continued to ride “because it’s fun.”

After every girl who was going to ride the bull rode it, the sponsors of the event, The Moonlight Bunny Ranch, South Shore Soldiers and Tahoe Long Boards, gave out swag. Long boards were given to crowd favorites, while shirts and hats were given to everyone who rode.

Throughout the evening, a bevy of girls and boys rode the bull, some better than others, but all with a grin on their face and reveling in their debauchery.

This was the first Bikini Bull Riding event that Fritz’s has done, though it may become at least an annual event, according to Morg.

“I’d like to do (bull riding) at least once a semester,”Morg said. “It gives something cool to do for people in the dorms who have nothing to do.”

In the end, the event was either a feminist’s worst nightmare or a drunken college kid’s wet dream.

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