Exploring sex past the Kama Sutra
My neighbors often complain about how loud my sex is and asked I put a pillow over my girlfriends face - in jest. So I did, and she liked it. My girlfriend, who prefers to be named Scarlett, and I experiment pretty regularly and I am a bit too open about it, so my roommates told me to express myself here instead of at the dinner table.
As the new “sexist” I’m not going to bore you with dating tips and love advice because it’s pointless. Everyone’s preferences are different, who am I to tell you to chew on your girlfriend’s vagina if she only likes light licking or to use jerky one-liners instead of romantic candles?
Unlike Cosmopolitan magazine, I realize good communication and honesty is the road to a healthy sexual relationship. And unlike Bush’s cronies, I realize more information is better than bad or no information.
So I will be amassing a urologist, gynecologist, psychologist, literary professors and other sexperts to help answer tough questions that people might otherwise be embarrassed to discuss on their own.
I’ll stay away from topics I expect college students to already know from watching TV commercials, rated-R movies, attending sex education or being Internet porn viewers (even accidental porn viewers).
This means most of my topics will not be for the casual encounter and are for people in relationships looking to try something new or for people who look through the Kama Sutra book and think, “Pft, I do that all the time, what’s new?”
Some columns, for example, will discuss nipple clamps and bondage or the psychology of dangerous fantasies, life in the pornography industry and more.
I hope to dig deeper into these topics and of course, softer ones, to provide insight and information you can take to your partner(s) in order to have a better experience.
As for me, I’ve been in a committed relationship for more than a year. We’re very open to trying new things - she got 150 feet of rope for her birthday.
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September 3rd, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Dude, I hope you screw better than you proofread. And write.
“My neighbors often complain about how loud my sex is and asked I put a pillow over my girlfriends face - in jest. ”
I feel pretty confident in my prediction that this column will be little more than an asinine slide show for semiserious stupidity. Nipple clamps? Oh! How risque. Excuse me while I check today’s Dilbert for better sex tips.