Nonstop talk of emails and pussy grabbing galore
I can’t be the only one who can’t take much more
Not nearly enough booze will get us through this Election Day
And for Christ sake, why has Donald yet to get a new toupee?
But on the bright side we are in this together
At least we’ll have funny presidential memes— those, if nothing else will last us forever
Shit. Where’d Deez Nutz go?
Maybe his foreign policy wouldn’t blow…
Clinton, since when did you get so rich
Like Tyga, I heard you and Bill were broke, bitch
Obama please don’t go
Or better yet, when out of office grow out your afro
How do you choose between a nasty woman and a groper?
But come on, Johnson is no doper
Relax people it’s almost over
This election really made us all bend over
There’s still some time to get out there and vote
And remember, whether the crook or the creep we’re all in the same boat.