The Nevada Sagebrush

I paid $100 to cuddle with a prostitute

My column at The Nevada Sagebrush has been a zany one.

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Mackay’s Moody #11

Illustration by Winter Carrera Story by Jordan C. Butler Related Posts:No Related Posts

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The madman cries for pride and tradition

I walk around the Quad with a lantern and cry incessantly: “University of Nevada tradition is dead. UN tradition remains dead. And we have killed it.”

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April 28, 2008 – ‘C.’ World: Jordan C. Butler looks back on UNR tradition

This week, perspectives editor Jordan C. Butler looks back on UNR tradition Related Posts:No Related Posts

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Waging war against God and weather

God cannot possibly be a loving God.

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Mackay’s Moody #10

Story by Jordan C. Butler Illustration by Winter Carrera

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April 22, 2008 – ‘C.’ World: Jordan Butler surrenders his war against God and the weather

Perspectives Editor Jordan C. Butler is sick of the ungodly weather. Related Posts:No Related Posts

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Advice for a successful one-night stand

The Sagebrush's sex columnist is off this week, so I'm jumping in and writing a sex column from a male's point of view for a change.

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April 15, 2008 – ‘C.’ World: Jordan C. Butler takes over for our absent sex columnist

Jordan C. Butler takes over for our absent sex columnist and gives tips on having a successful one night stand. Related Posts:No Related Posts

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Mackay’s Moody #9

Story by Jordan C. Butler Illustration by Winter Carrera Related Posts:No Related Posts

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I’ll have a pet lemur this time next year

The United States Peace Corps and hippies once went hand in hand. For some reason, when hippies weren't licking acid tabs and sewing their own clothes with hemp in the ‘60s and ‘70s, they were joining the Peace Corps.

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April 8, 2008 – ‘C.’ World: Anticipation of joining the Peace Corps

Anticipation of joining the Peace Corps Related Posts:No Related Posts

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Mackay’s Moody #8

Story by Jordan C. Butler Illustration by Winter Carrera Related Posts:No Related Posts

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April 1, 2008 – ‘C.’ World: Jonathan Swift was a giant tool

Perspectives Editor Jordan C. Butler expresses his outrage at Swift’s not-so-modest proposal. Related Posts:No Related Posts

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Jonathan Swift was a giant tool

I don't like to read much. The only books I read are the Harry Potter series, but only the first three books because the fourth is way too long.

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Mackay’s Moody #7

Mackay's Moody again.

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Hidden brutes awoke during election week

I believed people were essentially good. I believed people weren't born with an indelible stroke of evil. When conflicts or competitions arose, I thought humans were more likely to reason and cooperate with one another rather than descend into malice.

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March 17, 2008 – ‘C.’ World: Jordan C. Butler describes the brutality of elections

I believed people were essentially good. I believed people weren’t born with an indelible stroke of evil. When conflicts or competitions arose, I thought humans were more likely to reason and cooperate with one another rather than descend into malice. Related Posts:No Related Posts

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Mackay’s Moody #6

Story by Jordan C. Butler Illustration by Winter Carrera Related Posts:No Related Posts

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God’s favorite country is the United States

After years of rumors and speculation, God announced in a press conference Sunday that the United States was His favorite country.

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Senatorial absences under review

Pullout touches campus

On-campus bike thefts spike, police warn to take precautions

Court ruling won’t change UNR clubs

Multicultural fraternity earns charter, looks to start recruiting