“Gamekillers” is an amazing show. For those who haven’t seen it, the show centers around a couple’s first date made difficult for one of them by the “Gamekillers,” who are sent in to ruin it.

These are a few of my favorite things:
Old men in speedos and cocky ex-soldiers,
Hangovers every Saturday morning,
These are a few of my favorite things.

I don’t recommend confusing a ball pit with a ballroom. When I first heard that they were putting a ballroom in the new student union, I was super excited.

I walked into Wal-Mart to shop for school supplies the other day and left with a fish. I’m not sure how it happened. Every time I go there, I leave with random things.

Oh God. I smell annoying coordinated Target sheets and Easy Mac. The freshmen have arrived. Now that I am 22 and ancient, I can see with my wise eyes the vast difference between being a freshman and being a senior.